I am doing this at my other job. I am working as an adult ed teacher. Today has been particularly hard.

My profoundly deaf lady turned up without her interpreter. I don't know any sign language so communciation was nigh on impossible.

Two of my students don't want to come any more because they don't like the work!!!

One of my students doesn't listen to anything asn just does his own thing.

Now I have got to go back and feed the kids.

I need to go to the Rhubarb Patch as the halloween menu needs sorting out. Louis the errant chef is arguing about it.

"Why we eat the pumpkin?" "I no like the pumpkin!"

It doesn't matter that I keep telling him it is not about what he wants all the time. The Gazpacho soup goes down the drain most of the time.

"Can't you heat it up, dear?" say my WI group when they come round after Tuesday morning committee meetings.

I don't know why we keep him. We always have to watch the cooking sherry when he is around.

However, my business partner, Barry likes him. He feels that he is the new undiscovered talent!!!

What he thinks a 45 year old basque fisherman who learned to cook on the fishing boats from La Carunha could provide a sleepy village cafe in the depths of the Cotswolds I really don't know.